Rules.... Rules!!! Rules!!!!!

If you had to make a list of rules for a relationship what would they be? LOL

I was pondering this the other day after my Funny like Ha Ha? note.. that MEN and WOMEN equally should abide.. cynically by .. i wonder which comedian has material like this... besides Eddie Murphy..

RULES.. RULES!! RULES!!!
1. LILLIAN! CANNOT USE THE PHONE ANYMORE
2. LILLIAN! CANNOT GO OUTSIDE EVER AGAIN..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXU4OsuLM60&feature=PlayList&p=851A7FF31BC30FE0&index=27

want to help me put the rules together ? This is going to be funny!! lolol

so far i have.
1.Don't bring home your funky attitude if you have no intentions on sharing what the issue is. WOMEN ESPECIALLY>> CLASSIC, Guy Question.. Whats wrong baby??? Woman responds, >>NOTHING<<<

ummm. Keep it outside then and fake a smile when you come in the door. Maintain the peace in your household, don't let your stress infect everyone else and bring unnecessary mayhem home.

2. If your non-sharing a** full of life stress repeats the same habit for more than 6 months, consider switching from being in a relationship to being a roommate.. you are under no obligation to share any of your business with a roommate, just make out the rent check on time.

3. Try is a bullshit word. We learned that in the Bullshit Leaders note. The word try does not exist. It is a delusional excuse we use to deflect personal responsibility off of our actions or inactions. All we ever do is choose, nothing more nothing less. Things either happen or they don't there is no gray middle..

"I tried to call you.. " What this really means is, I called you and you didn't answer. My job is final. I did my part. Try leaves room for insufficiency and justification of repeat offenses in advance. "I tried not to cheat this time". What that really means is "I cheated, AGAIN". plain and simple. *shrug* is this complicated?

4. Keep your words clean and your hands to yourself in relationships.. If you don't respect your mate the same way you respect your own mother and father, then what you need is one of those blow up dolls with sand in the bottom that bounces back and forth when you release all your frustrations.. not a person!

We can even add attachments to your doll to make it able to satisfy you as well.. LOL. With no backtalk or chores required...

You guys fill in the blanks...

make them fun!!!

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xoxo
Carrie Pink
Pretty World Inc
Modern Day Supergirls

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